The Favorite Son Since '91

So, the song “It’s My Party”. It’s about a girl who’s birthday party it is, well her steady is nowhere to be found, but then he walks into the party with Judy on his arm, AND SHE’S WEARING HIS RING, scandal! (Seriously in-effective way to cheat btw, but we aren’t talking about that)

Well that is very sad, and she has the right to cry.

But then there is another song by her, it’s called “Judy’s turn to Cry”

It’s starts off pretty cool, she’s talking about how it was silly to cry so much over her douche-bag ex being with that skankoid Judy (I’m paraphrasing here).

Awesome, she is empowered, ready to get back out there! Great! Well then she goes to another party….

Johnny (the douche-bag) is at the party with the Juderator, and they are gettin’ their smooch on, so our hero decides to kiss some dude to stick it to them . Kinda cool, a little juvenile, but I can dig it.

So Johnny get’s jealous of this AND PUNCHES THE POOR RANDOM GUY, who’s only crime is getting kissed by that girl who cried at her birthday party.

Wow, this Johnny Guy is really mentally unstable, he’s such an asshole that he’ll cheat, and even more such an asshole that he will do it in front of everyone… at her birthday party.  Then, he get’s so enraged seeing his EX-girlfriend with some dude, that he goes and lays a smack down… Even though he didn’t do anything anything, and she was in her right to… and he’s a cheating douchebag.

Well clearly Lesley dodged a bullet, this guy is obviously bad news bears. It’s a good thing he is so obviously the worst boyfriend ever, otherwise she might do something crazy like… 

NOPE

SHE TAKES THAT RAGING, CHEATING, PSYCHOPATH BACK.

and now it’s Judy’s turn to cry… because she lost her beloved raging psychopath. 

I few months ago, I became the mod for the Marvel Comics subreddit of Reddit.com. 


Usually it’s fine.. But some times… god damn it those people are so fucking annoying.


I’ve posted about 7 times asking for help from the community on improving the CSS code and everytime I get nothing. Then one fucking guys like “Hey, why don’t we have flair or better CSS code?” AND EVERYONE FUCKING AGREES WITH HIM. And even worse, they are all taking the stance that the reason we don’t have it is because I don’t want it….

 

Anonymous asked: You have 3 wishes. What do?

1. I’d have a good job, probably as a bartender or something where I am called the “_____ Director” or “Director of ______”

2. I’d have a legally endorsed card that says I can buy alcohol and drugs anywhere I want, at a discounted price.

3. Brand new Banjo for my dad.

I need to get the ball rolling on playing bluegrass with my pop. 

I just learned about this guy indie musician called “Devin” he’s not bad. I’ll have to kill him eventually, but he’s pretty good.